ME: Hello, The Guy Who Just Walked Near Me From The Parking Lot In To The Library. Welcome to Memphisevans.com. Can I call you Guy?
TGWJWNMFTPLITTL: Ohhhh. Unghhhhh.
ME: How do you like this library? Great reservation system, beautiful scenic windows, and a really fun kids area. Do you have any kids?
TGWJWNMFTPLITTL: Hummmmmm. Hm hm hm. Nngh. Ahhh.
ME: I mean parking gets a little hairy now and then, but they did a nice revamp of that last summer.
TGWJWNMFTPLITTL: Nnnnguuuuuhhhhaaaaigh. Mmooomf.
ME: Are you laughing? Or...?
TGWJWNMFTPLITTL: Nnnngh. Aaaaaaigh. Mmmf.
ME: Are you singing right now? Is that what that is?
TGWJWNMFTPLITTL: (Grabs lower back) Nnghhhh.
ME: What's sad is that you don't seem that much older than I.
TGWJWNMFTPLITTL: Hunnnnnghhhhh. Mmmmnghhh.
ME: Well, here we are at the library! I'm a-goin' this-a-way. Catch ya later!
TGWJWNMFTPLITTL: Guhhhhhhh. Aighhhh.
ME: Thanks for the interview, Guy. See you next time.
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