Memphis Evans: Hello and welcome to Memphis Evans: The Blog. Thanks for coming in today.
The Guy Who Threw A Shoe At George W. Bush: Thank you. It's nice to be here.
ME: Now listen. Let's get down to it. I do not like George W. Bush. But honestly, when you, uh, when you threw that...what the? Do you hear that?
TGWTASAGWB: Sorry?
ME: Do you hear that ticking? What is that?
TGWTASAGWB: Mmm...I'm not hearing it. Sorry.
ME: (pause, listening) Yeah, I think it stopped. So, anyway, my point is that in that video you actually made George Bush NOT look like an idiot on YouTube for the first time in his entire presidency. He dodged it like an athlete. He stayed cool. Do you have any...Hang on. There it is again. Do you hear that? You have to hear that!
TGWTASAGWB: Well...(listens) I don't. A ticking, did you say?
ME: Yeah. Or sort of a beeping? Like a, uh, right there! I just heard it!
TGWTASAGWB: Maybe. Anyway, I threw the shoe to make the point that...
ME: There! That...it did it a bunch of times. You can't tell me you didn't hear that! I have to go see what that is. It's driving me nuts. Hang on.
(exeunt)
TGWTASAGWB: Okay.
(waits)
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Memphis, you should not interview these guys. They are literally walking time bombs or at least shoe-catapaults. what would your family do if you got hit by a flying shoe? Emarrassingly admit that their dad was less agile than GWB?
ReplyDeleteI probably actually AM a little less agile than George W. Bush at this point. I'm not really going to be embarrassed about it though, because I have been working a lot harder than he has for the last few years and have had less time to exercise.
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